this is literally going to be my senior quote
you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
And you know what.
Shout out to bisexual individuals who haven’t been in any relationships yet, or have only ever been in a relationship with one gender.
You don’t owe anyone any kind of explanation about your identity.
You are amazing and wondrously bisexual just the way you are.
This is the most perfect summary of the German language I’ve ever seen
The ultimate dad joke compilation
So my friend posted these business cards he now has on facebook
learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing
like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”